Funny Ski Hoodie

Eight tentacles, a snowy slope, and absolutely no slowing down: “Eight Legs. No Brakes.” brings a grinning purple octopus to ski season. Lime goggles, a pom-pom beanie, and a tangle of colorful skis channel the neon fun of a 90s winter getaway. This funny ski hoodie is made for skiers and octopus lovers who bring a little chaos to the lodge.

📐 SIZE GUIDE (garment measured flat, ±1.5 in / 4 cm)
Chest = armpit to armpit · Length = top of shoulder to hem
S · Chest 20.1 in (51 cm) · Length 27.2 in (69 cm)
M · Chest 22.1 in (56 cm) · Length 28 in (71 cm)
L · Chest 24 in (61 cm) · Length 29.1 in (74 cm)
XL · Chest 26 in (66 cm) · Length 29.9 in (76 cm)
2XL · Chest 28 in (71 cm) · Length 31.1 in (79 cm)
3XL · Chest 29.9 in (76 cm) · Length 31.9 in (81 cm)
4XL · Chest 31.9 in (81 cm) · Length 33.1 in (84 cm)
5XL · Chest 33.9 in (86 cm) · Length 33.9 in (86 cm)

🙋 WHICH SIZE SHOULD I ORDER?
S · 5'3"–5'7" (160–170 cm) · 110–140 lb (50–64 kg)
M · 5'6"–5'10" (168–178 cm) · 140–170 lb (64–77 kg)
L · 5'9"–6'0" (175–183 cm) · 170–200 lb (77–91 kg)
XL · 5'11"–6'2" (180–188 cm) · 200–230 lb (91–104 kg)
2XL · 6'0"–6'3" (183–191 cm) · 230–260 lb (104–118 kg)
3XL · 6'1"–6'4" (185–193 cm) · 260–290 lb (118–132 kg)
4XL · 6'2"–6'5" (188–196 cm) · 290–320 lb (132–145 kg)
5XL · 6'3"–6'6" (190–198 cm) · 320–355 lb (145–160 kg)
Height and weight are a guide only. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.

🛒 HOW TO ORDER
1. Choose your size and color
2. Add to cart (add more for matching family or group outfits)
3. Check out and we'll print it just for you and ship it with tracking

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